I have just been self-diagnosed with Blog Design ADD. It's a serious illness that keeps me from being productive throughout my day. However, it does give you something new to look at. Which I guess really just makes me super nice... not ill. Rod. (Confused as to what "rod" means? Click here.)
Vandis has just been mom-diagnosed with Infant Clingy Syndrome. Which is a serious blessing to a mother who can still use 2 hands while sitting and holding a swadled infant and (while her toddler is taking a nap) has NOTHING more important to do than hold her little boy who is growing too rapidly already.
Vandis has also been mom-diagnosed with 100% Guyosis because of his constant farting, burping, and pooping. In the adorable picture below... he was just about to poop. On me. I'm not surprised.
I'm changing diapers every 5 seconds which IS a serious inconvenience to a mother who has really important things to do in her day. Like redesigning a blog that doesn't need to be redesigned, and... stuff like that... yeah.
Peyton has been mom-diagnosed with Unrealamountofsnotitis. Which is a cuteness lowering syndrome caused by teething and the inability to blow ones nose. This one will sneak up on you when you least expect it. The ones who suffer in this syndrome are the mothers/fathers/grandparents/aunts/uncles/and child care providers who unsuspectingly turn around and begin to dry heave at the sight of snot running into the mouth of a toddler. And then have to power through the gag reflex in order to remedy the situation.
That's what we've been dealing with at the Heineman home... life is good :)
3 comments:
Your blog makes me miss you!! And makes me laugh at the same time.. job well done :)
You are SO funny! I loveeeeeeeee it! And the counter on the side --> What a happy thing!! Only 67 days!!
oh my goodness ilove reading your blog you are hillarious. hugs!
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