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Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Baby Powder 101

Class taught by Professor Peyton

#1 Use Liberally.  On Everything. Floors, cribs, dressers, dirty clothes hampers, benches, baby brothers, chairs, closet interiors, your own hair/body... etc.


#2 Baby powder is especially effective when paired with Desitin, vaseline, baby lotion, and baby wipes.


#3 Best when used before responsible uneducated adult enters premises.  (Use in front of baby brother is encouraged for visual teaching purposes)


#4 Warning: When at all possible, do not leave identifiable markings in the baby powder after using. Most adults are not aware of the correct usage of baby powder and will wrongly accuse you of doing something wrong before immediately put you down for a nap.


Congratulations on graduating from Baby Powder 101.  You may now register for the inevitable Baby Powder 201 class taught by Professor Vandis.

7 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh, oh, oh...I hardly know what to say! Peter has done this a few times. With flour. I bet you had a fun time cleaning it up! ;)

Claire said...

Oh my goodness! I think if I found that in one of my kids rooms I would do some weird hybrid of laughing & crying....

How did you even begin to clean that?! Haha I'm so glad you took pictures though! That is one of thoes priceless parenting moments!!!!!! She really did a number on that room! And I'm sure little Vandis was taking perfect notes ;)

Laura said...

haha oh boy :)

Ria @ Life as a Wife! said...

Peyton, Peyton... what a silly little girl :) Such fun memories.... not in the moment... ha!

Stephanie M. Page said...

too funny funny!!!!

Claire said...

PS! Gave you a blog award on my last post! Come check it out :)

Truly His said...

Hahah! That is awesome! :)