The Things You Learn at the Beach

#1. How to go from clean to dirty

#2 How to get sand in unreachable places

#3 How to throw sand forward and also in your hair at the same time

#5 Gravity

#6 That even when the weather is nice out, you still can have a runny nose

#7 That there are rocks in the sand

#8 That, although it sounds like a good idea, transferring sand into a bucket with your foot is not the best option

#8 Shoveling sand into your mouth is not a good idea

#9 Hand eye coordination

#10 A baby brother, though very cute in his swimsuit, is not super fun to play with at the beach