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Saturday, April 9, 2011

11 Reasons that I will not be Home Schooling...

11. Because I'd rather take my kids to the park than do schoolwork.


10. Because the character building experience that comes with tripping up the stairs in front of your entire school is something I can't teach.
 

9. Because not sharing this little lady with as many people as possible would just be selfish.


8. Because every little kid should have to figure out how to open a cardboard carton of milk.


7. Because my kids have friends to make!


6. Because having a field trip every day probably isn't allowed in home school land.


5. Because not only do I allow climbing up a slide, I encourage it.


4. Because sliding down slides can only teach a kid so much about physics.


3. Because if you asked me to figure out the area of this circle I wouldn't be able to do it.


2. Because just knowing that a pendulum looses momentum every time it swings does not qualify me to teach physics.


1. Because skipping school every once in a while to go play at the park will be so much more fun when I actually have to call in and tell someone that-

"my child will not be at school today"
why? 
"Because it is a beautiful day and we're playing at the park! That's why!"


3 comments:

Darlene said...

Hahaha Sarah, that last one, do you remember all the fun we had when it was skipping school day. I for sure had more fun with you out of school than in school! :)

Dan said...

Awesome! ^_^

Breann Hays said...

reason 12: if you send peyton to school breann can be her teacher!